Public apology

Dear Aunt Pearl,

I could just pick up the phone and call but we nowadays pickney do things in a different way. When I was a kid, I visited your home in Canada and did some things I should not have done. Please accept my apologies for the following:

• biting the foreign fruits and putting them back in the fridge.
• pouring water on the remote control because the girls wanted to watch soap operas, the boys wanted to watch sports and I wanted to watch cartoons.
• pasting the spaghetti under the children's table

Oh Dear, I need to send Uncle George an apology for that last one. The spaghetti got all over his pants.